As has been well publicized, according to Harold Camping, the end is nigh, the Rapture is May 21, 2011, with the End of the World coming Oct. 21, 2011.
Leave it to the Almighty to bugger up May Two Four and Halloween.
Since I anticipate that the ranks of my friends and family won't be too heavily thinned by Saturday's anticipated festivities, I am presenting a series of advisory posts for the Rapture.
Today's Message : Rapture Day Social Etiquette.
1) DO NOT laugh at any clergy who are not Raptured. They're surprised enough, don't make it worse. Wait until at least Tuesday, by then it`s ironically funny, especially Pat Robertson.
2) Abandoned cars should not be driven off right away, the owner might just be getting a jug of milk.
3) If you run into Charlie Sheen, approach slowly, speak softly.........laugh softly.
4) Don`t ask any of the Dead in Christ who owe you money for re-payment....that`s just tacky.
5) Just a reminder to a-ha, Casper Van Dien, (to name a few), your careers will NOT be among the dead returned to health for the Rapture.
6) Expect abortion clinic bombers and their apologists to be a bit twitchy for a few days. Encourage them to work with explosives, film the results, post on FB. Share the laughs.
I hope today`s hints were helpful. Remember, we can all have a fun Rapture if we are polite to each other.
Tomorrow : Post-Rapture Career Opportunities.
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